Knock knock knock.
Jesus "I was wondering if I could talk to you about God?"
Home owner, "Fuck. I thought we weren't going to have Jehovah's Witnesses for another 2000 years??"
Jesus "I was wondering if I could talk to you about God?"
Home owner, "Fuck. I thought we weren't going to have Jehovah's Witnesses for another 2000 years??"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"