RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 2:16 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2019 at 2:19 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Florida Man is always hot....that's why his brain don't work good and stuff. Poor folks live in a crockpot. They wake up in a crockpot, they go about their business in a crockpot, then they sleep all night in a crockpot. Just ask Florida Man why he ever does anything..and if you wait long enough, you'll hear "IDK, it's fuckin hot".
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