RE: A Florida Man
March 22, 2019 at 4:01 pm
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2019 at 4:03 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
When I scroll through A Florida Man's twitter....I can actually understand some of the weirder shit they do. It's a stunning demonstration of how A Florida Man is..at least sometimes..crazy like a fuckin fox.
Quote:Ramon Christopher Blanchett, of Tampa, Florida, and self-described freelancer, managed to scoop up a $980,000 tax refund after submitting his self-prepared 2016 tax return.https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/14/how-one-...alary.html
He also allegedly claimed that he earned a total of $18,497 in wages — and that he had withheld $1 million in income taxes, according to a Jan. 18 forfeiture complaint filed by the U.S. Attorney's Office.
In reality, Blanchett received $2,098 in wages from one employer and $1,399 from another employer, according to the complaint.
He withheld no federal income taxes from either, the U.S. Attorney's Office said in the filing.
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