RE: A Florida Man
March 26, 2019 at 12:36 pm
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2019 at 12:38 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Quote: A 35-year-old Florida man lost his life Saturday while trying to retrieve a pigeon he cared for from a power line.https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/Florid...35911.html
Deputies from the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office found Elian Garcia-Rivera around 3 p.m. They told The Palm Beach Post he used a 20-foot aluminum pool pole to try and move his bird, but accidentally touched the live power line.
Quote:On February 28, a complaint was filed with Florida’s Indian River County Sheriff’s Department, alleging “open burning” in a yard on 85th Street. When the cops showed up, the gentlemen doing the burning said—paraphrasing here, but only a little—that his blaze was totally NBD, because the good shit was still inside.https://thetakeout.com/florida-man-marij...1833549836
The TC Palm reports that David Frederick Ellis, 64, was tending to a “smoldering pile” in his backyard, measuring 5 to 6 feet in diameter and 2 to 3 feet in height, per an official affidavit. Ellis told the authorities it was “just some leaves,” but a deputy pointed out a few key facts to Ellis; namely, a strong smell of some real dank stuff and “the remains of small pot plants and leaves.”
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