RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
April 30, 2019 at 1:31 am
(This post was last modified: April 30, 2019 at 2:42 am by Losty.)
I don’t know if I have many useless skills...though I can bend my tongue into a 3 leaf clover...
More like I’m lacking useful skills.
Why did no one ever teach me how to change a tire, or how to do my own taxes?
I don’t know how to hang a level picture frame.
I don’t know how to remain calm under pressure (once my son cut his finger and blood was spewing out all over me and I freaked out, called 911, the emt ran water over his finger and put a bandaid on it...)
I cannot sew. I don’t know why I’d ever need to but if I did, I’d be sol
I don’t know how to be a normal human on the phone, literally every time I call a stranger (Dr. Appointments, mechanics, landlord, isp , etc) I start off by saying “I’m sorry, my name is Stephanie”...why am I sorry? I keep trying break that habit but it just blurts out of my mouth every time.
Hmm...pretty sure I went off topic a bit. Or like answered the opposite of your question 😂
More like I’m lacking useful skills.
Why did no one ever teach me how to change a tire, or how to do my own taxes?
I don’t know how to hang a level picture frame.
I don’t know how to remain calm under pressure (once my son cut his finger and blood was spewing out all over me and I freaked out, called 911, the emt ran water over his finger and put a bandaid on it...)
I cannot sew. I don’t know why I’d ever need to but if I did, I’d be sol
I don’t know how to be a normal human on the phone, literally every time I call a stranger (Dr. Appointments, mechanics, landlord, isp , etc) I start off by saying “I’m sorry, my name is Stephanie”...why am I sorry? I keep trying break that habit but it just blurts out of my mouth every time.
Hmm...pretty sure I went off topic a bit. Or like answered the opposite of your question 😂
