(April 30, 2019 at 12:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: This is an offshoot from Succubus other nice thread.
We all have them! Time to fess up!
I can't remember the last time I used trigonometry or a protractor in any real world situation.
Pretty sure I didn't need to master stoichiometry in chemistry just to make a nice well balanced cup of fucking coffee! lol.
Home economics? Fuck that! Marry someone who can cook! lol! Hey, it worked well for your parents, didn't it? Why change.
The secret is to bluff your way into a job. You like playing computer games? Good, Become an IT geek. I did that for 15 years and no one caught on! Didn't Confucius say "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit"
A lesson well taught. Look at Beccs? Do you really think she knows what the hell she's doing? She's just got a fetish for cutting people up. I think she used to be a butcher's apprentice or something...
Apprentice??
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
