RE: Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS]
May 1, 2019 at 4:26 pm
(This post was last modified: May 1, 2019 at 5:42 pm by Athene.)
I've been told that I have disturbing knack for mimicking other people's voices.
Great for laughs and freaking folks out, but not particularly useful.
I can also...
Hula hoop for several hours...yet nowhere near the World Record.
Trim eyelashes with surgical precision.
Making shockingly realistic-looking fake wounds. And vomit.
Drive backwards with nearly as much accuracy as I have driving forward. (And yes, smart-ass....I'm good at driving forwards.)
Great for laughs and freaking folks out, but not particularly useful.
I can also...
Hula hoop for several hours...yet nowhere near the World Record.
Trim eyelashes with surgical precision.
Making shockingly realistic-looking fake wounds. And vomit.
Drive backwards with nearly as much accuracy as I have driving forward. (And yes, smart-ass....I'm good at driving forwards.)