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Things I've Learned From Action Films

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Things I've Learned From Action Films
Pat Mustard Offline
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RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films
July 14, 2019 at 9:29 am (This post was last modified: July 14, 2019 at 9:31 am by Pat Mustard.)
(July 13, 2019 at 7:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I like to call the last bit 'The James Bond Effect'.  All that tedious mucking about with shark tanks and laser beams is why Bond always wins.  At virtually any point, Blofeld could have just put one in Bond's eye and been done with it.  But no....

Boru

Ah, but then he'd be like Hank Scorpio, a man without style. And what is more important to the truly evil man, I ask, winning or style?
(July 13, 2019 at 7:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Quote:PS from the OP, the spoon one is completely true in real life too.

Sure, if in real life you happen to be Jason Statham.  Trouble is, the supply of Stathams is pretty limited.

Boru

All I know is that there are never any spoons in the kitchen at work. The coppers have taken them all, and they're the good guys.
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RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 10:00 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Pat Mustard - July 14, 2019 at 9:29 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 11:29 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by brewer - July 12, 2019 at 12:35 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Fireball - July 12, 2019 at 1:21 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 3:41 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Fireball - July 12, 2019 at 4:05 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 5:15 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Athene - July 12, 2019 at 5:43 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Fireball - July 12, 2019 at 7:27 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by chimp3 - July 12, 2019 at 7:17 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Amarok - July 12, 2019 at 7:18 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Amarok - July 12, 2019 at 7:29 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Jackie - July 13, 2019 at 10:31 am
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Cod - July 13, 2019 at 12:40 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by awty - July 13, 2019 at 7:24 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Fireball - July 13, 2019 at 8:05 pm
RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films - by Cod - July 14, 2019 at 4:17 pm

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