Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?

[Haipule]

It's funny that even Jesus' "The Lord's Prayer" is little understood. What we can't see in English is the imperative mood(command, strong entreaty) He uses. He didn't say, " give us this day". He absolutely commanded it! He demanded it! And, He always spoke to God as and equal!


Is it little wonder why I posted on a Christian web forum that I commanded of God, and demanded of Him, a week before the predicted arrival of the first hurricane Mathew in 2016, that He kick it back out to sea?


I woke up at 7:30am, the day of it's predicted arrival, to find that the computer models had a CAT 4 headed right up my ass in Palm Beach County FL! Remember, I said that pray/demand/command a week before.


My wife and I prepared our central room to hunker down, a closet. It was supposed to hit at 1:30pm. At 1:00 I grabbed a drink and a cigar and went outside to awaited the arrival. It never came. So, I went to the news and found that that storm did the sweetest little dance around Palm Beach County FL and went back out to sea. You really think I was "lucky"?

No.  You are damned unlucky to be this delusional.

We have had a good time to date. I admire you Sir! Really? I'm delusional? My life is an historical fact Sir--fact! I give you one anecdotal fact! Well how many do you think I have? Eventually, it's not just merely a anecdotal story is it? I agree that I'm a freak and there are many who will agree with you. But non will disagree that I am a freak. Or, that I exist. The mere fact that I exist is not anecdotal--it is a fact, as well as, my unbelievable life, real or imagined by you! Who cares what you think!