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Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?
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RE: Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?
(August 9, 2019 at 3:19 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(August 9, 2019 at 1:52 pm)Haipule Wrote: Funny! I don't "enjoy" masturbation. I am very susceptible to blue balls and am forced--TMI. Thank God the bible makes absolutely no mention of it. God formed man and did not give him a choice. Why do you masturbate?

OMG are you fucking dense.
Really? I'm a genius at play dense fuck!

(August 9, 2019 at 2:01 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: @the opq.

Because why not.  You’ve done all that you can, you’ve run out of ideas.  You’re stressed and worried.

Crying out to the heavens can’t hurt, and it at least offers emotional release.  A way of sharing what might be your deepest and most private concerns with the wind.
"..with the wind". I do that all the time sometimes verbalizing. Or, thinking out loud. But, I'm always teaching. I usually teach empty chairs, cats and pineapples. I figured out a long time ago that if I can't teach it, I don't understand it so always went back for more. At least to a point where the information is useful. Your a musician. You understand, you can teach.

When I lived in Indonesia, I taught a Brazilian man to play guitar. Some 12yrs later, he thanked me. Of all the crazy shit we did together and all those amazing waves we surfed, all that adventure and that's what he remembers the most? I had forgotten it. Now it is treasure.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it? - by Haipule - August 9, 2019 at 3:38 pm

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