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Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?
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RE: Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?
(August 10, 2019 at 9:29 am)Nakara Wrote:
(August 9, 2019 at 2:59 am)Haipule Wrote: It's funny that even Jesus' "The Lord's Prayer" is little understood. What we can't see in English is the imperative mood(command, strong entreaty) He uses. He didn't say, " give us this day". He absolutely commanded it! He demanded it! And, He always spoke to God as and equal!


Is it little wonder why I posted on a Christian web forum that I commanded of God, and demanded of Him, a week before the predicted arrival of the first hurricane Mathew in 2016, that He kick it back out to sea?


I woke up at 7:30am, the day of it's predicted arrival, to find that the computer models had a CAT 4 headed right up my ass in Palm Beach County FL! Remember, I said that pray/demand/command a week before.


My wife and I prepared our central room to hunker down, a closet. It was supposed to hit at 1:30pm. At 1:00 I grabbed a drink and a cigar and went outside to awaited the arrival. It never came. So, I went to the news and found that that storm did the sweetest little dance around Palm Beach County FL and went back out to sea. You really think I was "lucky"?

I guess the 603 people who died as a result of that hurricane didn’t pray hard enough? The right way?
That was a different Matthew. I was in South FL for 7yrs and no hurricanes hit Florida on my watch. As soon as I left...
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RE: Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it? - by Haipule - August 10, 2019 at 5:42 pm

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