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Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?
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RE: Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?
(August 10, 2019 at 7:11 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: You have hurricane prevention powers, and you’re not sitting on a post off the beach saving lives all day?

Kind of a useless dick, in that case, huh.
Ok first, nature is alive and well and I do not stand in her way. She is a seeker of all things harmonious. She loves and she can hate! She is complex but not complicated. But, as it might effect me: fuck that shit! I had to pray Lane out of my face as well. I'm gonna bitch to the highest heaven! Truth: I lived in South FL for 7yrs and DID NOT own an umbrella and NEVER got rained on because I would NOT allow it! Effective prayer is knowing you are the son of God and wielding that power! Christianity couldn't understand effective pray even to save their own life!

Side note: I once told a tree NOT to move and that tree has not even budged to date! Yeah bitch, I got power!
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RE: Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it? - by Haipule - August 10, 2019 at 11:55 pm

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