Prayers don't work so why do religious keep jabbing at it?

[Haipule]

MICHAEL caused devastation last year. Did the 74 people who died not pray right?

He only counts deaths where he's at, because that's where he "deflects" the hurricane from. IE.. his specific areas of Florida were spared fatalities from 09 - 16 because he lived there at the time. See above, he claims he's "God".
Which means that I by default must also be a god, as I've never lived in an area that has had a hurricane, tornado, tsunami, flood, earthquake or drought.

You don't live near the beach.

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Hurricane Matthew Cat 5 2016 was only a frightening potential at 7:00 am but skirted around Palm Beach FL, as a Cat 4, at the last minute on the east coast and it was a different Hurricane Matthew that slammed into the west coast of FL in 2018 where there was much damage and loss of life. Looked like a bomb went off. Two different storms, two different coasts. I lived 7 years in Florida and no Hurricanes on my watch. I moved back to Hawaii in December 2016 shortly after that 2016 event. When I left, at least 2 storms slammed Florida since. In Hawaii, here on Maui, we where threatened by Hurricane Lane. I prayed that sucker away too. It came right at me in Honokawai. At the last second went west. Nee ner nee ner nee ner!

I'm not your average Xtian. I am the Son of God and act accordingly! With power, privilege and responsibility.

Are you sure you’re talking about the right hurricane?

MICHAEL caused devastation last year. Did the 74 people who died not pray right? Why didn’t you pray for them?

Why do I even bother, you’re delusional. Hey, when I lived in Alaska we were supposed to get hit by a tsunami! Didn’t even pray, and we only got kiddie waves. Too bad I wasn’t around for the 1964 one.

When my life ALWAYS does the same thing: am I delusional? Are you talking about the same hurricane? Concerning Michael, why would I pray for them all? When nature only seeks harmony? Isn't harmony good? Since nature is always seeking harmony: is she allowed to seek out and destroy all disharmony and discord? Does she have this privilege?

She can't fuck with me! She is my lover and loves me. God, who also loves me, are two different absolutes! Two different beings! The absolute authority is God, who's name is Jesus in English, is the head of my house. Jesus is my Master! Nature is my girlfriend! And all theology and most physics is absolute junk!

Wave/particle duality my ass! Duality my ass! There is no such thing as a particle: that is asinine! And a wave is what something does: not what something is! No waves, no particles! JUST NATURE! Get over your bad self!