RE: More gun deaths
September 1, 2019 at 7:05 pm
(This post was last modified: September 1, 2019 at 7:09 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(September 1, 2019 at 5:07 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Texas shootings: Random gun attacks leave five dead
At least five people have been killed and many more injured in the second mass shooting in the US state of Texas in a month.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49540160
So common that it hardly got a mention on the news.
Proves that guns keep you safe.
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I should really add more rules to my "Living In America" drinking game.
Here's what I got so far:
Take a shot when:
- A mass shooting happens that kills four people.
- An innocent black person is shot by law enforcement and they get off scot-free
- People with the power to potentially hold Trump accountable for his misdeeds heavily imply that they consider him above the law.
- Yet another person accuses Trump of sexual misconduct.
- Trump fires yet another cabinet member.
- When Trump FINALLY leaves the Oval Office, take an extra shot for every cabinet official who's actually managed to survive the purges until 46's Inauguration Day. (At this point, the count is currently seven, in order of the line of succession: Steven Mnuchin, Sonny Perdue, Wilbur Ross, Ben Carson, Elaine Chao, Rick Perry, Betsy DeVos).
- Two mass shootings that kill four people apiece happen within 24 hours of each other.
- People with the power to potentially hold Trump accountable for his misdeeds outright state that they consider him above the law.
- Trump actually leaves office early. If Mike Pence is taken out before he can appoint his own VP and Nancy Pelosi ends up the President, drive to the brewery/distillery that made your booze and drink the entire contents of the factory.
- Trump ends up roundly defeated on Election Day and refuses to leave office, or even calls off the election altogether. You will fucking need it.
- Trump says or tweets something blatantly factually wrong or absolutely absurd.
- Trump himself implies or outright states that he considers himself above the law.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.