Where were you during important historical events?

[Anomalocaris]

I was on the planet krypton when Elvis was shot.   I was frolicking with Orion slave girls when Stalin appeared in a tutu with the Bolshoi.   I was teaching my pet turtle to read when John Lennon flew a plane into the Pentagon.   I was on the grassy knoll when JFK burned down the Reichstag.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.