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Where were you during important historical events?

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Where were you during important historical events?
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RE: Where were you during important historical events?
September 19, 2019 at 7:02 pm
When Elvis was shot I was stealing hub caps from his Cadillacs.

When Stalin and the Bolshoi Ballet stormed the Bastille I was working undercover for the CIA. I was disguised as a Sugar Plum Fairy.

When John Lennon was killed on 911 I was overdubbing voice overs onto Yoko Ono silent movies. 

When JFK burned down the Reichstag I smuggled him out of the country after trading his clothes to some guy named van der Lubbe.
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RE: Where were you during important historical events? - by chimp3 - September 19, 2019 at 7:02 pm

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