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Where were you during important historical events?
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RE: Where were you during important historical events?
(September 19, 2019 at 7:02 pm)chimp3 Wrote: When Elvis was shot I was stealing hub caps from his Cadillacs.

When Stalin and the Bolshoi Ballet stormed the Bastille I was working undercover for the CIA. I was disguised as a Sugar Plum Fairy.

When John Lennon was killed on 911 I was overdubbing voice overs onto Yoko Ono silent movies. 

When JFK burned down the Reichstag I smuggled him out of the country after trading his clothes to some guy named van der Lubbe.

Kinda convenient the guy’s name was “Lubbe” since he was royally screwed.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Where were you during important historical events? - by The Valkyrie - September 19, 2019 at 7:18 pm

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