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Dad jokes?
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RE: Dad jokes?
How much time you got buddy, lol?

Daaaaad, can you put on my shoes? -No, they're too small for me.
Can I buy a book mark? Can I buy a book mark? Can I buy a book mark? -Why do you keep calling me Mark?
Do you want your milk in a bag? -No, you can leave it in the jug.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Messages In This Thread
Dad jokes? - by BrokenQuill92 - December 12, 2019 at 2:18 am
RE: Dad jokes? - by Magilla - December 12, 2019 at 2:46 am
RE: Dad jokes? - by The Grand Nudger - December 12, 2019 at 8:00 am
RE: Dad jokes? - by A. Secular Human - December 12, 2019 at 2:31 pm
RE: Dad jokes? - by Alex K - December 12, 2019 at 3:12 pm
RE: Dad jokes? - by BrokenQuill92 - December 13, 2019 at 1:35 am
RE: Dad jokes? - by Alex K - December 13, 2019 at 4:18 am
RE: Dad jokes? - by Rhizomorph13 - December 17, 2019 at 8:31 pm
RE: Dad jokes? - by The Valkyrie - December 17, 2019 at 9:37 pm
RE: Dad jokes? - by BrokenQuill92 - December 17, 2019 at 10:07 pm
RE: Dad jokes? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 18, 2019 at 1:06 pm
RE: Dad jokes? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 18, 2019 at 3:06 pm
RE: Dad jokes? - by BrokenQuill92 - December 21, 2019 at 9:45 am
RE: Dad jokes? - by BrokenQuill92 - December 22, 2019 at 11:20 pm

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