Since Maxtrolla doubts the Pastafarian calendar here goes:
711,538 days in a month calculated by aprox 29,647 hours in a day; [Verily my noodles take this long from my homeworld of Groombridge 1830 so sayeth me. Linguini 3:22]
Giving us 37,000,000 months Since it is told to us Xe visited the planet Earth every time he made a new species in the beginning [Behold, I give you the platypus, I was drunk.[Vermitelli 8:11]
4.44 million years in a year which seems confusing but only if you don't understand quantum time folding
FSM had a total of 10 visitations before returning to the cosmic ether
4.44 million by 10 is 4.5 billion, I'm not sure what those science nerds have for the earth age thou.
So yes Earth is 10 years old.
RAmen
711,538 days in a month calculated by aprox 29,647 hours in a day; [Verily my noodles take this long from my homeworld of Groombridge 1830 so sayeth me. Linguini 3:22]
Giving us 37,000,000 months Since it is told to us Xe visited the planet Earth every time he made a new species in the beginning [Behold, I give you the platypus, I was drunk.[Vermitelli 8:11]
4.44 million years in a year which seems confusing but only if you don't understand quantum time folding
FSM had a total of 10 visitations before returning to the cosmic ether
4.44 million by 10 is 4.5 billion, I'm not sure what those science nerds have for the earth age thou.
So yes Earth is 10 years old.
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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