God so loved the world that he created a way for people to earn his scorn. Then, he told them about it just to make sure they would do it. He created rules about incest, but his first humans had no choice. But, oh wait, there was this land of Nod to supply wives. Never mind them. They don't deserve a story. Then, he flooded the world and killed everything but the contents of one boat, all because he realized he made a mistake. Then he got jealous because it looked like his creations were better architects and engineers than him. So he did a magic spell that made them speak different languages. Special languages that couldn't be translated, like people have done ever since.
Yep, that God is one hell of a designer.
Yep, that God is one hell of a designer.
