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The only thing greater than God.
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RE: The only thing greater than God.
"Lord, we cleared this land, we plowed it, sowed and harvested it, and we cooked the harvest; it wouldn't be here and we wouldn't be eating it if we hadn't done it ourselves. We worked dog-bone hard for every crumb and morsel, but we thank the Lord just the same for the food we're about to eat. Amen."
- Mr. Anderson (Jimmy Stewart), "Shenandoah"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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The only thing greater than God. - by Greatest I am - October 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm
RE: The only thing greater than God. - by Cyberman - October 25, 2011 at 7:07 pm
RE: The only thing greater than God. - by Minimalist - October 25, 2011 at 7:22 pm
RE: The only thing greater than God. - by Cyberman - October 25, 2011 at 7:28 pm
RE: The only thing greater than God. - by Minimalist - October 25, 2011 at 8:19 pm
RE: The only thing greater than God. - by KichigaiNeko - October 26, 2011 at 9:33 am

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