(October 25, 2011 at 7:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(October 25, 2011 at 7:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Lord, we cleared this land, we plowed it, sowed and harvested it, and we cooked the harvest; it wouldn't be here and we wouldn't be eating it if we hadn't done it ourselves. We worked dog-bone hard for every crumb and morsel, but we thank the Lord just the same for the food we're about to eat. Amen."
- Mr. Anderson (Jimmy Stewart), "Shenandoah"
"God" is like a corporate VP...always stepping in to claim credit for what works and no where to be found when the shit hits the fan.
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