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Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery?
October 25, 2011 at 11:01 pm
This guy is a genius! I hypothetisizize that his missing organ also held a tiny grilled-cheese picture of Jesus's face, and when removed, also makes people homosexual. Since that proves that homosexuality is a disorder, it also proves that AIDS is God's punishment. Since AIDS is God's punishment, we should stone all the gay people. After that, we should check to see if anyone on Earth has the missing organ. If they do, they will be sinless, and will instead be Jesus himself. All of this man's former girlfriends will be burned, as they clearly made Jesus have sex before marriage. Also, seagulls like McDonalds.

SEE?! Don't you see how it all fits so perfectly!?
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RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery? - by Rayaan - October 19, 2011 at 2:06 pm
RE: Can We Have a Subforum Just for Batshittery? - by R-e-n-n-a-t - October 25, 2011 at 11:01 pm

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