(June 25, 2020 at 5:04 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(June 25, 2020 at 5:00 pm)brewer Wrote: Moral: Don't mow drunk.
Nice try, but I have fucked up my mower sober.
I was stone cold sober in the 90s when I almost burned down an Arby's trying to change the oil as a fry cook.
You forgot to turn it off?
I've had people empty a fryer and not bother to refill it or clean it and then I've turned it on the next day without looking.
I like to think of it as a smoke alarm test. :-)
