(June 25, 2020 at 5:20 pm)Little lunch Wrote:(June 25, 2020 at 5:04 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Nice try, but I have fucked up my mower sober.
I was stone cold sober in the 90s when I almost burned down an Arby's trying to change the oil as a fry cook.
You forgot to turn it off?
I've had people empty a fryer and not bother to refill it or clean it and then I've turned it on the next day without looking.
I like to think of it as a smoke alarm test. :-)
No I didn't forget to turn it off. My riding mower automatically shuts off if you lift weight of the chair. I simply tried to skirt the cover and got too close.
And as far as deep fryers, I think they are fucking evil. Yes they produce great food for everyone who knows how to use them. But to me, they are a fucking volcano daring you to piss off Vesuvius. I love fried foods, just not operating deep fryers.
