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Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
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RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
(June 25, 2020 at 6:06 pm)Ranjr Wrote:
(June 25, 2020 at 5:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Because I have neighbors who bought into trimmed lawns. Personally I like "Adam Ruins Everything" in regards to lawn upkeep.  But the truth is in the real world, neighbors don't like inconsistency.

I don't get city people and their lawns.  When I see a man give money to a gym and a lawn service, my eye twitches and I miss my grandparents.

(June 25, 2020 at 5:44 pm)brewer Wrote: Maybe you need to be drunk and own a lawn mower. Give it a try and see.

I have a mower.  I doubt I could start it without a cold beer.

In all honesty, I have fucked up my mower completely sober and on a couple of beers.

I have never been able to compete in football or basketball or baseball or soccer and no amount of sobriety or drunk state would ever get me to compete.

(June 25, 2020 at 5:46 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Brian - if you are operating dangerous equipment you need to focus.  Your excuse is a valid one but there are still times when you need to make yourself focus for safety reasons.

FFS...you are an accident waiting to happen and you don't seem to care.

You got me, I need live my life in bubble wrap. That is why I focus on poetry and ABBA. It might be annoying as hell, but do you really want me cooking for you instead? I could mow your lawn for free if you want. 

FYI I do care, that is why I don't cook at food joints anymore. But unless you want to mow my lawn for me, I have to take that risk.
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Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 1:52 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by no one - June 25, 2020 at 2:11 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 3:39 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Abaddon_ire - June 27, 2020 at 4:49 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 4:18 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 4:59 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 5:31 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Ranjr - June 25, 2020 at 6:06 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 6:27 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by brewer - June 25, 2020 at 7:16 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Ranjr - June 25, 2020 at 8:43 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Anomalocaris - June 26, 2020 at 10:50 am
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 26, 2020 at 11:54 am
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Fireball - June 26, 2020 at 2:58 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by brewer - June 25, 2020 at 5:00 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 5:04 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Little lunch - June 25, 2020 at 5:20 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 5:53 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Little lunch - June 25, 2020 at 11:57 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by brewer - June 25, 2020 at 5:44 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Ranjr - June 25, 2020 at 5:28 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 6:57 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 7:34 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 7:54 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 8:00 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by no one - June 25, 2020 at 8:07 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 8:14 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by no one - June 25, 2020 at 8:18 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 25, 2020 at 8:26 pm
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 26, 2020 at 1:33 am
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 27, 2020 at 10:43 am
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again. - by Brian37 - June 27, 2020 at 11:14 am

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