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Things you say to your pets
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RE: Things you say to your pets
June 30, 2020 at 11:27 am
My cat s mellow. But he loves waking me up billions of hours before the rooster crows.

"It's not time yet", meaning it isn't time to feed him yet. He crawls on my side in the morning and digs his nose into my ear to wake me up.

"Get your tail out of my face". He loves curling up close to my shoulder but flicks his tail around and hits me in the face with it.
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Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 7:15 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 30, 2020 at 7:28 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 7:43 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 7:48 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 7:52 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:00 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:02 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 8:07 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:10 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by arewethereyet - June 30, 2020 at 8:21 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:24 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Peebo-Thuhlu - June 30, 2020 at 8:32 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:35 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:41 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - June 30, 2020 at 11:27 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by ignoramus - July 1, 2020 at 3:40 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - July 1, 2020 at 7:12 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 10:12 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Silver - July 1, 2020 at 10:33 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:06 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Losty - July 1, 2020 at 11:27 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:30 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Losty - July 1, 2020 at 11:40 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:53 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 12:06 pm
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - July 1, 2020 at 11:49 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 1, 2020 at 12:02 pm

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