RE: Things you say to your pets
July 1, 2020 at 3:40 am
(This post was last modified: July 1, 2020 at 3:45 am by ignoramus.)
Thanks anyway for the huge bowl of whipped cream, but I don't think I can eat it all. (house guests looking forward to scones staring silently)
Get off you little fucker!
(cat sniffs 3 plates of food and walks off) I'll wait 5 minutes to see what else the suckers will give me!
Eat it or you get nothing you little fucker!
I'll spray on his subwoofer, as a friendly reminder of who's house this is!
You dirty little fucker!
It's one in the morning, I better scream at them to make sure they haven't both died in their bed!
Shut up you little fucker!
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Hello! I think my name's "little fucker"
Get off you little fucker!
(cat sniffs 3 plates of food and walks off) I'll wait 5 minutes to see what else the suckers will give me!
Eat it or you get nothing you little fucker!
I'll spray on his subwoofer, as a friendly reminder of who's house this is!
You dirty little fucker!
It's one in the morning, I better scream at them to make sure they haven't both died in their bed!
Shut up you little fucker!
Hello! I think my name's "little fucker"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
