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Things you say to your pets

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Things you say to your pets
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RE: Things you say to your pets
July 1, 2020 at 10:12 am
(July 1, 2020 at 3:40 am)ignoramus Wrote: Thanks anyway for the huge bowl of whipped cream, but I don't think I can eat it all. (house guests looking forward to scones staring silently)
Get off you little fucker!

(cat sniffs 3 plates of food and walks off) I'll wait 5 minutes to see what else the suckers will give me!
Eat it or you get nothing you little fucker!

I'll spray on his subwoofer, as a friendly reminder of who's house this is!
You dirty little fucker!

It's one in the morning, I better scream at them to make sure they haven't both died in their bed!
Shut up you little fucker!

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Hello! I think my name's "little fucker"

Ha ha ha...... How can you be mean to such a cute face?

THAT IS A GHANDI, MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, MALALA, ANNE FRANK FACE.
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Things you say to your pets

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Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 7:15 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 30, 2020 at 7:28 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 7:43 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 7:48 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 7:52 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:00 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:02 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - June 30, 2020 at 8:07 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:10 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by arewethereyet - June 30, 2020 at 8:21 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:24 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Peebo-Thuhlu - June 30, 2020 at 8:32 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - June 30, 2020 at 8:35 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 30, 2020 at 8:41 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - June 30, 2020 at 11:27 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by ignoramus - July 1, 2020 at 3:40 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by The Valkyrie - July 1, 2020 at 7:12 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 10:12 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Silver - July 1, 2020 at 10:33 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:06 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Losty - July 1, 2020 at 11:27 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:30 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Losty - July 1, 2020 at 11:40 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 11:53 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Brian37 - July 1, 2020 at 12:06 pm
RE: Things you say to your pets - by BrokenQuill92 - July 1, 2020 at 11:49 am
RE: Things you say to your pets - by Gawdzilla Sama - July 1, 2020 at 12:02 pm

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