I will be going to Vallhalla where I will get a Mansion, A supercar, Endless doughnuts, Strippers of every variety and a beer volcano.
You however will be boiled (For an undetermined amount of time but not forever), Unless you accept FSM as the one true god.
RAmen
You however will be boiled (For an undetermined amount of time but not forever), Unless you accept FSM as the one true god.
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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