The Moral Obligation to Choose the Lesser Evil

[arewethereyet]

I am somewhat literate.  At least I like to think I am.  

My wife constantly challenges the phrases and words I use, then we google, then she has a sad. It bugs her so much because she is a teacher and feels she should know more than most people. I'm not most people; I read a lot, not so much books anymore, but random shit on the internet so I know some shit? This forum has expanded my knowledge of trivial turns of phrase for example.

I enjoy hearing regional phrases as well as phrases from other countries.  For instance...I follow a couple FB pages about Cavalier King Charles Spaniels because I have three of my own.  The vast majority of the people posting on those pages are from the UK and mainland Europe.  A couple of days ago someone posted a picture of their fairly young puppy and described him as "mad as a box of frogs".  I had never heard that before but knew exactly what the poster meant.  It made me chuckle and has obviously stuck with me.