(November 24, 2020 at 10:08 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:(November 24, 2020 at 6:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve always found chess to about as enjoyable as I imagine getting a colonoscopy from a hopelessly nearsighted proctologist who wasn’t about to be stampeded into that nonsensical germ theory would be.
Boru
You should learn the rules and not just stick the pieces up your ass.
Hey, I KNOW the rules of chess, alright? I'll prove it to you:
King - moves one square at a time, but only after two successive quarters of economic growth.
Queen - can prance across the board in any direction he likes. May collect 200 florins if he passes 'Go'.
Bishop - moves on the slant, the better to creep up on unsuspecting altar boys.
Knight - moves in an 'ell of a shape.
Rook - sometimes mistaken for the crow. Resents it.
Pawn - who the other pieces go to when they need to raise some quick cash.
So there.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
