Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm

On a passenger jet.

"I'll have another martini"

" I am so depressed, my wife left me."

"I lost my contacts, cant see a thing without them."

"Altimeter? Who needs that?"

" I used to be a stunt pilot, lets try some barrel rolls."

"Why are we landing at LAX? I'm not backed up."

"Damn that was some good acid"

"We'll be landing in North Korea, estimated ETA 16 hours."

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Pat Mustard - February 16, 2021 at 2:22 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:28 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 16, 2021 at 2:29 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:53 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 16, 2021 at 2:53 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:54 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by no one - February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 4:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by awty - February 16, 2021 at 4:43 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 11:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 16, 2021 at 4:45 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 16, 2021 at 8:00 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 16, 2021 at 6:07 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fireball - February 16, 2021 at 6:45 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Mermaid - February 16, 2021 at 8:11 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 16, 2021 at 8:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 12:14 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 17, 2021 at 1:35 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2021 at 3:46 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 3:57 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 17, 2021 at 7:08 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 8:08 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 17, 2021 at 10:55 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 17, 2021 at 11:32 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 17, 2021 at 11:53 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 1:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 17, 2021 at 1:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 2:49 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 17, 2021 at 4:43 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 11:44 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 17, 2021 at 5:03 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 17, 2021 at 6:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 1:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 6:23 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 17, 2021 at 6:30 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by no one - February 17, 2021 at 7:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2021 at 7:57 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 8:09 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by A. Secular Human - February 17, 2021 at 8:27 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 18, 2021 at 12:36 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 27, 2021 at 9:42 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 1:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 18, 2021 at 2:00 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 2:07 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 2:37 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 3:02 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 4:30 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 18, 2021 at 5:09 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 5:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 18, 2021 at 6:21 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 8:31 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by A. Secular Human - February 21, 2021 at 8:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 21, 2021 at 8:06 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2021 at 8:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 21, 2021 at 8:19 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2021 at 8:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 22, 2021 at 8:21 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 23, 2021 at 6:18 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 23, 2021 at 7:44 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 23, 2021 at 6:19 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 23, 2021 at 7:52 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 23, 2021 at 8:16 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 10:30 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Duty - February 27, 2021 at 11:30 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 11:54 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Anomalocaris - February 27, 2021 at 11:47 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 12:27 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 1:44 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 3:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 3:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 4:32 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - March 2, 2021 at 7:25 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am

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