RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 12:14 am
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2021 at 12:24 am by The Architect Of Fate.)
(February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: On a passenger jet."A mountain goat?"
"I'll have another martini"
" I am so depressed, my wife left me."
"I lost my contacts, cant see a thing without them."
"Altimeter? Who needs that?"
" I used to be a stunt pilot, lets try some barrel rolls."
"Why are we landing at LAX? I'm not backed up."
"Damn that was some good acid"
"We'll be landing in North Korea, estimated ETA 16 hours."
"We need those wings right?"
"I'm sure that red blinking light is nothing "
"Is that suppose to be on fire?"
"Let's buzz the tower"
'There is something on the wing!"
Some more
"Ha it's just a thunderstorm"
"I'm pretty sure this is a seaplane "
"The landing gear was there a minute ago"
"Were going to space !!!!!"
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse!
“No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM
Nemo sicut deus debet esse!
“No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM