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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
(February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: On a passenger jet. 

"I'll have another martini"

" I am so depressed, my wife left me."

"I lost my contacts, cant see a thing without them."

"Altimeter? Who needs that?"

" I used to be a stunt pilot, lets try some barrel rolls."

"Why are we landing at LAX? I'm not backed up."

"Damn that was some good acid"

"We'll be landing in North Korea, estimated ETA 16 hours."
"A mountain goat?" 

"We need those wings right?"

"I'm sure that red blinking light is nothing "

"Is that suppose to be on fire?"

"Let's buzz the tower"

'There is something on the wing!"

Some more 

"Ha it's just a thunderstorm"

"I'm pretty sure this is a seaplane "

"The landing gear was there a minute ago"

"Were going to space !!!!!"
"Change was inevitable"


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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 16, 2021 at 2:29 pm
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by no one - February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 11:14 pm
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 16, 2021 at 4:45 pm
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 12:14 am
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 17, 2021 at 10:55 am
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 17, 2021 at 11:32 am
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 11:44 am
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by no one - February 17, 2021 at 7:38 pm
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 22, 2021 at 8:21 am
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Duty - February 27, 2021 at 11:30 am
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 12:27 pm

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