Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

February 17, 2021 at 8:08 am

"This is the head flight attendant speaking. The pilot and co-pilot are currently going through a rather nasty divorce. So you people on the left side of the plane will be going on to your original destination. The people on the right side will be landing in a Wal-mart parking lot near the co-pilot's mother's house for a spot of comfort food."

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Pat Mustard - February 16, 2021 at 2:22 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:28 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 16, 2021 at 2:29 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:53 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 16, 2021 at 2:53 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:54 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by no one - February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 4:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by arewethereyet - February 16, 2021 at 4:43 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 11:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 16, 2021 at 4:45 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 16, 2021 at 8:00 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 16, 2021 at 6:07 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fireball - February 16, 2021 at 6:45 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Mermaid - February 16, 2021 at 8:11 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 16, 2021 at 8:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 12:14 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 17, 2021 at 1:35 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2021 at 3:46 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 3:57 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 17, 2021 at 7:08 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 8:08 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 17, 2021 at 10:55 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 17, 2021 at 11:32 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 17, 2021 at 11:53 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 1:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 17, 2021 at 1:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 2:49 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 17, 2021 at 4:43 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 11:44 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 17, 2021 at 5:03 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 17, 2021 at 6:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 1:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 6:23 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 17, 2021 at 6:30 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by no one - February 17, 2021 at 7:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2021 at 7:57 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 8:09 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by A. Secular Human - February 17, 2021 at 8:27 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 18, 2021 at 12:36 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 27, 2021 at 9:42 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 1:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 18, 2021 at 2:00 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 2:07 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 2:37 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 3:02 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 4:30 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 18, 2021 at 5:09 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 5:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 18, 2021 at 6:21 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 8:31 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by A. Secular Human - February 21, 2021 at 8:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 21, 2021 at 8:06 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2021 at 8:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 21, 2021 at 8:19 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2021 at 8:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 22, 2021 at 8:21 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 23, 2021 at 6:18 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 23, 2021 at 7:44 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 23, 2021 at 6:19 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 23, 2021 at 7:52 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 23, 2021 at 8:16 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 10:30 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Duty - February 27, 2021 at 11:30 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 11:54 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Anomalocaris - February 27, 2021 at 11:47 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 12:27 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 1:44 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 3:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 3:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 4:32 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - March 2, 2021 at 7:25 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am

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