Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

Gawdzilla Sama Offline

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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

February 17, 2021 at 1:14 pm

I actually heard this once: "This is your pilot speaking. Our departure will be delayed a few minutes, the machine that tears the handles of your luggage and punches holes in your suitcases has broken down and your luggage is being loaded manually."

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by GUBU - February 16, 2021 at 2:22 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:28 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 16, 2021 at 2:29 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:53 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 16, 2021 at 2:53 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 2:54 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by no one - February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 4:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by arewethereyet - February 16, 2021 at 4:43 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 16, 2021 at 11:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 16, 2021 at 4:45 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 16, 2021 at 8:00 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 16, 2021 at 6:07 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fireball - February 16, 2021 at 6:45 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Mermaid - February 16, 2021 at 8:11 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 16, 2021 at 8:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 12:14 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 17, 2021 at 1:35 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2021 at 3:46 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 3:57 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 17, 2021 at 7:08 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 8:08 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 17, 2021 at 10:55 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 17, 2021 at 11:32 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 17, 2021 at 11:53 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 1:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 17, 2021 at 1:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 2:49 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 17, 2021 at 4:43 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 11:44 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 17, 2021 at 5:03 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 17, 2021 at 6:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 1:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 17, 2021 at 6:23 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by onlinebiker - February 17, 2021 at 6:30 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by no one - February 17, 2021 at 7:38 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2021 at 7:57 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Architect Of Fate - February 17, 2021 at 8:09 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by A. Secular Human - February 17, 2021 at 8:27 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 18, 2021 at 12:36 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Fake Messiah - February 27, 2021 at 9:42 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 1:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 18, 2021 at 2:00 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 2:07 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 2:37 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 3:02 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 4:30 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by HappySkeptic - February 18, 2021 at 5:09 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 18, 2021 at 5:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 18, 2021 at 6:21 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 18, 2021 at 8:31 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by A. Secular Human - February 21, 2021 at 8:05 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 21, 2021 at 8:06 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2021 at 8:14 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 21, 2021 at 8:19 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 21, 2021 at 8:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by brewer - February 22, 2021 at 8:21 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 23, 2021 at 6:18 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 23, 2021 at 7:44 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - February 23, 2021 at 6:19 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 23, 2021 at 7:52 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 23, 2021 at 8:16 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 10:30 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Duty - February 27, 2021 at 11:30 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 11:54 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Anomalocaris - February 27, 2021 at 11:47 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 12:27 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 1:44 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 27, 2021 at 3:20 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 3:42 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 4:32 pm

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by The Valkyrie - March 2, 2021 at 7:25 am

RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. - by Gawdzilla Sama - March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am

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