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The ridiculous story of the temptation of Jesus
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RE: The ridiculous story of the temptation of Jesus
I think it's hilarious that you think there's a riddle there. The idea of gods kingdom coming is very specifically about that lovely future day - not the belief that god isn't the god of the earth. The earth is just as much his as anything else that exists, including satan.

A christian is pretty much the last person who's going to get that one right. It's a jewish story, not a story about your silly god.

As a matter of further lulz...why do you think that a christian hell is different than a roman one? Elysium, heaven, is where heroes and warriors went. Tartarus, hell..the place where the wicked are punished. Who's this most of us and what exactly do you think that you know about roman or greek mythology?

Willing to bet that it's a bunch of self serving evangelical loon shit.
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RE: The ridiculous story of the temptation of Jesus - by The Grand Nudger - February 25, 2021 at 1:34 am

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