I went through a phase where I liked dinosaurs. My father shamed me endlessly for this in order to make me more successful today.
JK, none of that happened, because my father wasn't a raging dumpster fire. I had an actual crackhead stepdad once who dispensed better advice than to grind your children down and save this world the trouble.
JK, none of that happened, because my father wasn't a raging dumpster fire. I had an actual crackhead stepdad once who dispensed better advice than to grind your children down and save this world the trouble.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
