How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist

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How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist

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RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist

November 6, 2011 at 2:49 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2011 at 2:53 am by Cyberman.)

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by thesummerqueen - November 5, 2011 at 6:58 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by kılıç_mehmet - November 5, 2011 at 8:39 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by EspressoFrog - November 21, 2011 at 2:41 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by thesummerqueen - November 5, 2011 at 8:41 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by Angrboda - November 5, 2011 at 9:49 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by tackattack - November 5, 2011 at 10:40 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by Autumnlicious - November 6, 2011 at 2:43 am

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by Cyberman - November 6, 2011 at 2:49 am

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by Intimae_Hasta - November 7, 2011 at 1:11 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by tackattack - November 7, 2011 at 10:38 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by Mister Agenda - November 16, 2011 at 4:26 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by AthiestAtheist - November 19, 2011 at 8:12 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by Ziploc Surprise - November 21, 2011 at 12:06 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by TheReal - November 27, 2011 at 6:14 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by AthiestAtheist - November 27, 2011 at 10:25 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by TheReal - November 29, 2011 at 10:26 am

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by Cinjin - November 28, 2011 at 12:16 am

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by The Grand Nudger - November 27, 2011 at 6:37 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by ThinkingTom - November 27, 2011 at 10:31 pm

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by belphegor - November 28, 2011 at 12:33 am

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by thesummerqueen - November 29, 2011 at 10:27 am

RE: How to Keep Your Child From Becoming an Atheist - by The Grand Nudger - November 29, 2011 at 10:34 am

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