A Few Days Ago, I Made A Mistake

[Rev. Rye]

If you don't like cops call 9-1-1 and ask them to send you a hipster.

Well if I needed protection from criminals in the US the last crowd I'd call would be the most well organised, well armed and violent criminal gang.

You kidding? If they’re the right well organized, well armed, and violent criminal gang, they can help make life better for you. Just make sure you stay on their good side so you don’t end up like this:




And, frankly, when you can’t trust the cops, gangs sprouting up to take their place is all but inevitable.