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(He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
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RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male
(April 15, 2021 at 4:53 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote:
(April 15, 2021 at 4:46 pm)Drich Wrote: who says God has no penis? book chapter and book please.. in fact God made man after his own image.. if a copy of one self as a penis it stands to reason that the original has one as well.

Hmm, what's he have a penis for?  To expel waste?  To reproduce?  The Bible says the church is the bride of Christ, and Christ is God.  So are you going to suck the God cock for all eternity or is his dick all for show?

To F*ck nonbelievers.. Hehe   that's my guess, or it could be used to pee with, or write his name on planets with, or put out suns.. or peep cut poop logs or real logs in half with, or maybe pressure wash poop stains out of the insides of heavenly toilets with.. (ever ate lamb it makes you poop really sticky).. or better yet to do with what ever he wants to do with. either way i bet it's a grower and a show-er

(April 15, 2021 at 10:57 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(April 15, 2021 at 4:46 pm)Drich Wrote: who says God has no penis? book chapter and book please.. in fact God made man after his own image.. if a copy of one self as a penis it stands to reason that the original has one as well.

While overseeing a military demonstration of his technology in Siancong, Tony Stark tripped a booby trap that killed his escort and lodged shrapnel in his chest.
The gravely injured Stark was taken captive by the terrorist leader Wong-Chu, and was informed that within a week the shrapnel would penetrate his heart and kill him. Wong-Chu falsely promised Stark that if he built a powerful weapon, he would be allowed to undergo an operation to save his life. Even though Stark realized the tyrant was lying, he agreed, hoping to gain time and access to tools, after gaining access to tool Tony Stark would invent a crude armor hence forth known as the Iron man suit Mach 1.

Checkmate.

Ramen

non-sequitur 

checkmate-ier
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RE: (He/Him/His) No penis, identifies as a male - by Drich - April 16, 2021 at 10:26 am

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