I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it

[Abaddon_ire]

welp, he got the ban hammer. Maybe I am merely old and cynical, but I have had a various sex life. And glad of it, to be sure. 

That said, I am certain that edgy whatever never even saw the inside of his own panties let alone anyone elses.

Incel, perhaps?

Sex is a grubby, sweaty exercise in performance anxiety at best, but if one does it at least half right, it is one hell of a load of fun and not to be missed.

Probably all of us have had those awkward moments where one pretends not to hear the random queef or whatever. Bet edge would have to google that.

Potential partners probably aren't plentiful in the basement of his parents' house.

I bet your sweet bippy. Mine too. Just how horribly naive does one have to be for that crap? Here I sit, trail of partners, hex-wife, two kids, another trail of partners. I know the geography at this point given that I was present at both the conception and birth of both my kids. One might get a hint about the mechanics of it all.

Or indeed weirdness. At the birth of my eldest, the midwife gently reassured me. "You will be OK, it's always the big lads who faint."  This while my wife is screaming trying to push out my first child through the orifice that I had inserted it into. WTF?