RE: Daily conspiracy
July 6, 2021 at 7:05 am
(This post was last modified: July 6, 2021 at 7:05 am by The Grand Nudger.)
The cool thing about these conspiracies is that they exist as blocks of cultural narration and can be assembled and arranged without any specific effort or talent by any member of that culture. Thus, they need no dark cabal, themselves, to be created or maintained. This is why they have longevity. It’s a choose your own adventure in a dystopian future superimposed on the present kind of thing.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
