(August 6, 2021 at 4:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: 1. Cats - because if I don't include them mine will kill me in my sleep.
2. Chickens - for being so versatile everything tastes like them.
3. Unicorns - because it's a rainbow farting gay horse with a dildo on its head.
4. Self regenerating atomic budgies - because, like mythologies before me, I can make up insane animals, too.
5. Dragons -because, to paraphrase Boru, they're fucking dragons!
6. Ex-parrots - because Monty Python skit.
7. Vorpal bunnies -because that rabbit is dynamite.
*furiously searching Amazon for self-replicating atomic budgies*
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax