(August 24, 2021 at 4:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here’s some ways to have fun with religion:
-On a Monday, shoot an email to Westboro Baptist and tell them that the next sermon at your church will be ‘Why Homosexuality Is A Blessing From The Lord’.
-Fart, then shout, ‘Hark! An angel hath spoken!’
-Before the service starts, find a kid in the front row, give him $10 and tell him to ask the officiant, ‘Would you rather be stoned or crucified?’
-Dress in camo, and pretend you’re having flashbacks.
-Ask someone what they think of The Book Of Peloponnesians. After they tell you, inform that there is no book of Peloponnesians.
-Alternately laugh and cry during the sermon.
-If it’s an Easter service, wear a floral print jacket and tie with matching short-shorts. If your male, wear a floral print dress instead.
Boru
If you speak fluent Klingon go to a church where they " speak in tongues" and recite Dear Penthouse letters.... See if anyone translates it properly......
