My experience of Atheistforum.

[thesummerqueen]

Dear Atheist Forums,

My earlier post in this thread notwithstanding, I would like to thank you all.

Nothing satisfies the mind quite like writing an expressive e-mail letting someone know precisely and exactly what kind of prick he is. I am in your debt and overflowing with gratitude for the many practice rounds of banter, wit, argument and informal debate that led me to the point that I could remember every goddamn thing that was said to me over the phone, lay it out in pieces and utterly destroy it all.

Many thanks to Void for being the one who started me piecing someone's rant out sentence by sentence and explaining just why it was bullshit. I don't do it often enough here, as I'd rather flirt and have fun, but your inadvertent tutelage was put to good use.

And further thanks to Shell, whose examples of how to best place the word "cock" in a long, well-constructed sentence, will forever serve as the molds from which I craft my insults.

The rest of you, especially our prime debaters -

"They" say practice helps when learning how to write and express yourself. I've also been told that the only way to truly improve is to read as much as you can. I don't jump in much when it comes to the serious stuff, but I do read. You're all amazing, and while I can't say I put what I learned to noble use, it did result in a thorough exorcism of long-suppressed bitterness from my soul.

Thank you.