RE: Proof of existence of god.
November 13, 2011 at 6:17 pm
(This post was last modified: November 13, 2011 at 6:18 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
There, that's exhibit A-Z. God's can only be demonstrated to exist in the pages of these little contraptions (and they have been demonstrated to exist within the same very thoroughly). The origin of this particular object is very well understood. Everything about it, from the creature required to manufacture it, to the methods and materials used to do the same. There is no mystery, there is nothing unaccounted for. One need not invoke any other players, because all possible roles in this production have been cast.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
