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Straight from the Pope's mouth
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RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth
Oh, buddy, those people exist..and they're the best. Nothing is too farcical. They might be reading out of their local paper alone..content in the knowledge that the end times perfectly describes the current events of their rural american zipcode. How else did THAT BITCH make it onto the city council or the local schoolboard. He knows she's just wearing a human skin for cover.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Paraselene - December 9, 2021 at 10:14 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Fireball - December 9, 2021 at 10:26 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Belacqua - December 9, 2021 at 10:40 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Fireball - December 10, 2021 at 1:40 am
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Fake Messiah - December 10, 2021 at 4:17 am
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Belacqua - December 10, 2021 at 6:50 am
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by brewer - December 9, 2021 at 10:49 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Belacqua - December 9, 2021 at 10:58 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by brewer - December 9, 2021 at 11:26 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Abaddon_ire - December 10, 2021 at 3:51 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Oldandeasilyconfused - December 10, 2021 at 12:37 am
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 10, 2021 at 7:32 am
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Oldandeasilyconfused - December 10, 2021 at 5:11 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 10, 2021 at 5:31 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Oldandeasilyconfused - December 10, 2021 at 6:06 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Abaddon_ire - December 10, 2021 at 7:24 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Oldandeasilyconfused - December 10, 2021 at 8:35 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Abaddon_ire - December 11, 2021 at 4:25 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Oldandeasilyconfused - December 11, 2021 at 4:52 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Ferrocyanide - December 11, 2021 at 5:27 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Abaddon_ire - December 13, 2021 at 4:41 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by zebo-the-fat - December 10, 2021 at 5:49 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Brian37 - December 10, 2021 at 6:08 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Brian37 - December 10, 2021 at 6:05 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Ferrocyanide - December 11, 2021 at 1:06 pm
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by The Grand Nudger - December 12, 2021 at 8:58 am
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by Ferrocyanide - December 13, 2021 at 12:58 am
RE: Straight from the Pope's mouth - by The Grand Nudger - December 20, 2021 at 7:20 am

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