Random Thoughts

[onlinebiker]

Thousands have seen him alive, so he must be alive, right?

There was one in Kalamazoo Michigan (circa mid 90') - he was spotted in a laundromat.....It made national news.

I can see why.

I knew the guy. He was our UPS driver and was a ringer for Elvis. He had Presley' s voice down pat. He also had a warped sense of humor.

When it hit the news I asked if he did his laundry there. He did.

As he was leaving the laundromat he went up to this woman he had noticed staring at him - and in his best Elvis voice said " Honey - Ahhd sure appreceate if you didn' t go on tellin' anybody about anything....."


I guess sightings are good if you' re an impersonator....