Anyone practicing Christmas??

[Diamond]

"Blessed are the cheese makers."

I always fall asleep during Life of Brian. I've only been able to stay awake through the stoning scene. "Jehovah! Jehovah!"

Until I turned 18, I usually went to my dad and stepmom's place in Chicago. On Christmas eve, we'd go to my aunt's house (or step-aunt, I guess. She's my stepmom's sister) for a family gathering and we would unwrap gifts.

Then last year, I stayed in here in Virginia, went to church and sang "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" by John Lennon(they asked me to sing so I picked a song I liked. They liked it, too. Makes me wonder if they were even aware that I was singing John Lennon). When church was over, someone gave me a bible which I have since corrupted(more than it already is) by drawing graffiti, placing the bible warning sticker on the cover, and replacing every use of the word "knew" with "fucked".